
At long last, I’m unveiling my meticulously researched, scientifically flawless, and definitely-not-panic-induced prediction for how the world will end. If you disagree, congratulations – you’re part of the problem. Enjoy your echo chamber while the rest of us prepare for the grand finale.
Join me as I break down the political incompetence, corporate buffoonery, and garden-variety stupidity that will bring civilisation to a face-planting halt. It’s satire,it’s prophecy, and it’s disturbingly plausible.
(Please note: the show will absolutely contain improvised nudity, spontaneous
manginas, and other things no one asked for. You’ve been warned.)
Concession $50





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